Random
Source Code
Random
When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.
Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.
Conallism is a modern religion. Similar in aspects to Solipsism, and to a lesser extent, Buddhism. Based on the question "Does God know he is God? If not, is he really God? Or just you?"
It differs from Solipsism in that each individual does not believe he or she is subconsciously God, rather they believe that Conall, a normal person, is God and unknowingly controls the world through his subconscious.
Followers of the religion, or Conallists, believe Conall's mental state is vital to the world remaining stable. Suttle changes in mood of the deity could result in natural catastrophes, disease or other types of suffering anywhere in the world.
Conallism, like Buddhism, contains the idea's of Karma, reincarnation, meditation etc.
I am interested in the religion of Conallism.
30👍 2👎
conal is a person who has a MASSIVE dick.conals usally get all the sexiest woman.Conals are normally extremely good looking and is very caring
woman:look! who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh thats just conal
26👍 3👎
conal is a person who has a MASSAIVE dick and usally gets all the ladies conals are extremely good looking and very caring
girl: who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh that is just conal
28👍 6👎
A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.
Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs”
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”
8👍 1👎
A very epic child specifically known for having a enormously large penis, he is also known for being bad at maths
Person 1 “Hey is that Conall?”
Person 2 “ye”
person 1 “damm I wanna be like Conall”
35👍 11👎