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coner

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.

by TwistedTwidget April 29, 2006

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coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

by Jerktart February 29, 2012

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coner

Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.

"Quit bogarting that coner and let me take a puff"

by MikeTDK November 2, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


coner

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

Fucking coners screwed us over again.

by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 28, 2005

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coner

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

by Max Maddox April 7, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


coner

Clitoris boner. When a girl gets sexually aroused and her clit reacts the same way as a penis would. HARD.

When Juan and I were watching "Milf Melons", he went down my pants and rubbed my raging coner.

by Aroused EFABEN January 13, 2010

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coner

When one gets a massive boner for a person with the name Conan.

That guy got a huge coner when he saw Conan.

by OG16 October 26, 2010

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