Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

Confender

To be confused about someone's gender

My job is to confender people.
I'm confendered.
That was confendering!