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Confusionator

A fog of confusion surrounding a situation or problem. Normally created by providing or attempting to execute an overly complex solution to an otherwise simple problem.

Characterised by a fog of confusion surrounding the event or problem. Normally with a large number of people involved who have not a fucking clue as to what is going on... Even better in long email threads where no one takes responsibility for solving the problem or lifting the fog of confusion.

Fuck Me, Terry unleashed another fucking confusionator with that latest architecture diagram.

by TheGrandPooBar June 20, 2013


Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

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Confusionized

When a situation is so confusing that a person doesn't understand what has just him/her in the face. He/she may be on the receiving end of hurtful comments and not quite understand why. This would indicate the the situation has become confusionized.

person 1: what's going on?
person 2: im not quite sure. it feels a little confusionized in here

by confused.1221 June 12, 2010

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confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one

This letter may be confusional but bare with me

by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006

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confusionable

the ability to be confused

Jimmy is very confusionable

by confusionable March 7, 2021


Confusionism

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.

John Kelleher practices Confusionism!

by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024