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When you cum inside a bag of Doritos.
A: I'm going to be Cool Ranching later today.
B: Just remember not to eat them.
A: Nah. I'm going to give them to my girl.
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Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.
The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...
Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!
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Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
Guy: Hey what'cha got there?
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
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The greatest of the greatest the god of the demi gods coolranch doritos are the best flavor of doritos better than all the other flavors of doritos
I love Cool ranch doritos
Who doesn't love Cool ranch doritos
When a person ends up getting a great bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, but doesn't feel very well after eating the doritos.
OctopusCaveman: I don't feel so good
PresidentTightrhymes: You flew too close to the sun, Cool Ranch Icarus
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A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.
wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!
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I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.