Cool Shooter

A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.

Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire?
Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun!
Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind
Michael: Hey alex!
Alex: Hey, *shoots ak*
Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies*
Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me?
Alex: Sure baby.