Coonehs

A hideous beast of epic proportions. It was enrolled in McCallum high schools class of 2007. Whenever Coonehs appeared people cringed in fear, cried, and prayed to their gods for forgiveness. She was the mascot for a short while which led us to win every football game we played due to the other team being too scared to play.

Oh my god, Coonehs looked at me today and i almost cried!

Coonehs ate a baby yesterday!

Coonehs is in one of my classes! I think i will slit my wrists instead of going.