Corn Fudge

Pieces of, or the entirety, of an excreted product (typically out of the anus) that includes recently consumed corn that had not been fully chewed or digested, leaving full kernels of corn fully intact and visible among the rest of the excreted product.

1: Hey, did you try any of that sweet corn yesterday?
2: Yes I did! It gave me corn fudge!
1: Corn fudge? My favorite!

Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon

Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.

Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!

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