cornpoop

A strange phenomenon caused by eating corn. The poop that follows the eating, even a small amount, of corn. This poop mysteriously contains visable pieces of whole kernel corn. One of life's great mysteries.

We had corn-on-the-cob for the 4th of July, the next morning I saw kernels of corn in my shit!
"Wow! Cornpoop!"

1415👍 147👎

cornpoop

When someone eats strictly corn for 3 days straight the body will eventually be flushed out and on the 3rd day after eating corn the body will shit only whole corn kernels.

When Raj ate corn for 3 days straight and took a shit all that came out of his ass was cornpoop.

21👍 111👎