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The Corona Virus

A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe

This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??

2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus

by RiseAgainstToiletPaperBuyers March 22, 2020

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Corona Virus

A Virus that ruined our yearπŸ˜›

β€œhey remember 2020?β€œ
β€œyeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
β€œthe corona virus also ruined our year.”

by saijeh April 15, 2020

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Corona Virus

A virus that ruined the year 2020 and also led everyone to quarantine and it fucking sucks since now our society can't be normal anymore.

John: Yo u heard of the corona virus
Mike: Yea people go infected from the corona virus now we gotta quarantine

by UrPinkyToe August 31, 2020

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Corona virus

Wash your hands, and use hand sanitizer

Wash your hands so you don’t get the corona virus.

by Youhotbiash March 21, 2020

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corona virus

(n.) a dumb virus that had to cancel all of our plans since some asshole decided to eat a bat. :(

dannielle: β€œwe can’t go to disney world because of the corona virus!”

lani: β€œi was planning to go to indiana to meet my online bsf but the corona virus canceled it!!”

by shit_a_rat April 19, 2020

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Corona Virus

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.

"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"

by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020

124πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Corona Virus

THE THING THAT RUINED OUR LIVES

Girl 1- "I hate the corona virus!"
Guy1- "Me too! It's ruining out summer."

by Avery Elle Baker April 8, 2020

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