Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."
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Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.
Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.
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A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
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