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Cotton Wool

Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.

Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.

Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"

by Paulie Boy June 28, 2006

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cotton wool parents

Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.

Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?

by bbbobbb March 25, 2007

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cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.

Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.

by volpoid September 25, 2006

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Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche March 27, 2014

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