Count Fuckupula

Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.

Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?