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Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".
"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*
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A exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.
The best thing to say right after sex: "Count it!"
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The combination of words used when college kids are playing drinking games in the dorms. Instead of shouting "Drink!" during a drinking game, shout "Count it!" so that your Resident Advisor wont know you are drinking.
You totally got that question wrong! Count it!
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A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
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The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
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A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
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The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
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