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Basiclly it's an american car thats very fast. usually mistaken by absolute retards in regards to the actual definition which is a zucchini.
"Courgette,Ooo that's a car init."
"Actually, it's a zucchini dear."
"(silence)"
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An aspiring cougar. A woman not old enough to be a cougar, but old enough that she shouldn't be out there. A woman on the cusp of being a cougar.
What's this Courgette doing on the dance floor?
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Young cougar, generally speaking a cougar is an older woman who enjoys the pleasures and company of younger men. These women are usually previously married and financially secure and looking for "pool boys" to service their non existent pools. A cougaette is a woman who enjoys the same young men but may not be as financially secure as a cougar.
Hey bruh, look at Nate he snagged himself a cougar.
Nah man she older but not financially, she is a cougar in training.... a courgette
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When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off courgette is mushy.
A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette