Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.

Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."

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Court Jester

The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.

Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink

I just gave my old lady the court jester and now she's walking like she shit out a watermelon

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court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

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Court Jester from Queens

A popular nickname for Donald long before he became the 45th POTUS.

Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.

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court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.

Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.

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