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The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.
"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary
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The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.
OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john
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A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.