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v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
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noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
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To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
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v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
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v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
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Verb: to defecate explosively.
“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?
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To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.
Masturbation in laymans terms.
James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".
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