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Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that
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To ejaculate.
Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
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When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.
Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"
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The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)
when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts
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phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections
We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut
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