CrapTurds

1) a really crappy thing, only it is extra full of crap
2) explaining someone or something that is full of lies, crap, shit, etc.
3) something that is fun to say, makes people ask what the hell did you just say? close to a swear word but not quite

1)CRAPTURDS I lost my phone!
2)That guy is just full of shit and crapturds
3)Hahaha crapturds