Crapkins

A low quality napkins commonly found in fast food and low end restaurants

1: Dude these ribs are bomb
2: I know Ive gone through like ten crapkins already

Crapkins

Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms.

"I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins."

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crapkin

1. More commonly known as toilet paper, but can also be used to describe napkins used to wipe really nasty junk off of your hands. It's also more fun to say than napkin. (try it)

2. It can also be used to describe babies... Kin, like the German "chen" is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little crap is a crapkin. (mostly because babies poop way more than you'd expect) Their diapers can also be called crapkins.

Boy- "Dad, we need some more crapkins!"

(ex. 2)
Random mom- "Dangit John, the last thing we need is another crapkin running around here!"

(3)Diaper-changing person- "Eew, little Buddy, you go through crapkins like there's no tomorrow!"

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Crapkin

The name given to toilet paper used to stuff between your buttcheeks after you finish wiping your ass to collect any remaining feces

Friend 1: "Yo is that a Crapkin next to that table over there?"
Friend 2: "Yes and that dude is about to pick it up and throw it away, not knowing that was stuffed up someones ass!"

Crapkins

The use of fast food napkins in lou of shittin' paper. See also Mountain Money.

Hey Jerry grab some crapkins from Carl's Jr before we head up camping.

Crapkin

A napkin that you put crap in, thus the name crap-kin.

Kid 1: Uhg this food is nasty!

Kid 2: Quick spit it into your crapkin!