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Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
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September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.
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When you have sexual daydreams and get horny.
I was day creaming about that guy I told you about, I wish he was here right now so I could rip his clothes off.
Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.