Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

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