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Creswell is a mong usual located around Chester, he can have a big nose and an usually big forehead.

Wow Creswell your forehead is so big

by Greeny6234 February 22, 2016

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Creswell, notts

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.

I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

by Gaaarg I'm a pirate January 10, 2019


Creswell, Oregon

A boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of Oregon. It's good if you want to vacation in Oregon for about a week. It's really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it'll just get straight up boring and you'll wanna choke everyone in town. They're schools aren't the best. All filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. You'll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. So, overall; Creswell, Oregon is not a very good town.

Girl: Heeyy! Let's go party in Creswell, Oregon!
Friend: Nahh, let's go to Portland! Creswell's boriiing!

by asdfghfds July 8, 2011

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