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When an over-aged man fondles your naughty pl;aces.
Oh man, that Callum really criddled me!
Tweaker speak from the Great Northwest, specifically Eugene, Oregon. A term to define the act of gaffing, stealing, or generally jacking of shit. Fueled by math, and sleep deprivation.
" Me and my homeboy were out criddling last night, got a garage full of loot from the South Hills...."
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To tweak; the act of criddling
1. To act as a criddler would; meaning to barely count as a human being while existing in your own thoughts/world/frame of reality.
2. To rummage aimlessly through junk (usually a first time aquaintence, or complete stranger) and pull out items (mostly useless) that catch your eyes because you can use them/they're what you've been looking for all along/you think it's cool/it's just what you need to finally finish a long undone project.
3. To sit in a corner, empty/separate room, or even the other end of a couch from others, spread out your belongings (i.e. markers, electronic parts, notebooks, bag contents to be reorganised) and perform a meaningless, solitary, time consuming project, task, or activity while attempting to pay attention to and carry on one or more conversations; all in an effort to remain social.
4. Usually any act done under the influence of methamphetamine; to the point of being so tweaked you can't sit still, sleep, or remain focused for more than one or two hours that feel like twenty minutes.
5. To pilfer an item or items from someone while high; honestly believing they won't miss it/it's junk/it's worthless/they won't notice it's gone for a few days.
6. To perform/The act of criddlery at the present time
7. To act on a criddlerific manner/fashion;
"I'm going to Mark's to tweak and criddle his old shed."
"Damn it Mikey; who said you could criddle my junk closet?!"
"Okay look I know it was you going through my shit, what did you criddle into your pockets?"
"I'm going to sit and criddle my bugout bag; it's so unorganised!"
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To rummage through and steal other peoples belongings, while high on Meth, they say its not stealing its criddleing.
The piece of shit sucked up tweeker that is riding around on a bicycle that he stole from some college kid that paid a 1,000 dollars or more for it that he spray painted black. who is unable to comprehend that criddle is stealing and yes he is a fucking Nigger.
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The name of a girl the world just wouldn’t be the same without. She is kind and creative, though sometimes very hungry, she is a friend to all human and four-legged friends and she looks like a modern day Jane Fonda. She is the image of bliss
I’m so happy Criddle came out Last night, whenever she is around everyone seems to have a good time
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v. To position one's self within a social setting such that one makes no meaningful contribution.
I'm just gonna go criddle over here for a bit.
Look at that dude. He's criddling so hard over there.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm just criddlin'.
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