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When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.
Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.
Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.
Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.
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The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
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A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
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When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
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The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.
“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”
What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.
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