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Crimnipple dust is the ginger, dipped in cheese, hair that a true Crimnipple has, and then the hair is mashed together with ketchup ,and dries till it becomes dust.
Black market seller: 850 dollars for the bottle of Crimnipple dust...
Buyer: What!! That's so much??!
A crimnipple is the combination of a criminal and a nipple. You can also call them 'Crimnips' for short.
Person 1: Did you read the crimnipple lore?
Person 2: No, I was too busy watering my wall.
The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.
They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.
(They haven't been seen since).
Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"