Crispix

Slang term used to define a person of mixed Asian and Mexican descent. Originates from Kellogg's Crispix® Cereal, which is advertised as "Corn on one side, rice on the other."

"Dude, what's up with the new kid, Javier Cortés-de-Fujisaki? Is he a crispix or somethin'?"

Crispix

Reaching a level of extreme drunkenness that causes you to perform silly actions.

Man last night I was so crispix that I walked all the way home from this club after only being there for a short time.

crispix

to crispix, verb.
Strapping a small, defensless animal (preferably a rodent) into a toy vehicle and chucking said vehicle down a flight of stairs.

My little brother crispixed his hamster, and it was twitching for three days!

The Crispix Effect

scientific research into this amazing phenomenon shows that whoever gets overly excited about crispix suffers greatly with their spelling for the next 5-10 minutes.

Aleksandr: I jsut ate a hoooooolleeeee mugfull of CRISPIX!
Cyndrid: Dude WHATS UP WITH YO SPELLING! Ah, it must be the crispix effect!