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when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand
He does the criss cross with his brother.
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Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.
"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"
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From the cosmo website:
" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
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A birth control method. Tape two pieces of scotch tape on your pee hole in a cross formation to keep the jizz in.
Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?
Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.
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A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!
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The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.
After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.
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a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!
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