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When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.
"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."
When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.
"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."
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When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
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When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.
i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.
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To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
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