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Real Name: Steve Robert Irwin
February 22 1962, – September 4, 2006
Known as The Crocodile Hunter, an unconventional wildlife documentary series which he hosted with his wife Terri Irwin. He also owned and operated the Australia Zoo at Beerwah in Queensland with friend William Rollo and his wife. In 2002, he had his first feature film, The Crocodile: Collision Course, which recieved negative ratings (it cost $13 million budget). In 2004, he took his newborn child to one of his shows, where he was accused of child endangerment, it was revealed on Good Morning America that he doesn't endanger children. On September 4, 2006, he was fatally stabbed in the heart by a stingray, where Steve met his demise. Gone but not forgotten
Me: Did you watch Good Morning America today? Crocodile Hunter died.
Other Guy: I saw it at 6:00 A.M.!
Me: So did I!
Another Guy: He died?
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The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson. People belong in swimming pools.
The Crocodile Hunter cashed out.
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A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.
Doctor: Steve, what happened?
Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
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When a man holds open the mouth of his sexual partner and inserts his member into said orifice.
My baby's mouth is so small that when she goes down on me I gotta protect my unit 'Crocodile Hunter' styles.
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a person that must rummage through untrimmed pubic hair (bush) to find their partner's genitals.
Hey baby you need to shave that bush because I ain't no crocodile hunter!
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The barely understood phenomenon causing an entirely unknown or almost unknown Australian to rise uncontrollably to global stardom before dying tragically on stage or in real life.
"Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin suffered differently from the crocodile hunter effect."
"Who will the crocodile hunter effect claim next?"
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