Croissault

To be assaulted with a croissant

John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!

Bitch: Please don't croissault me!

croissaulted

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!