crookes

dosey, ict/class civ teacher

doesnt have a clue about anything

you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes,

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crook

someone who has committed (or been legally convicted of) a crime

he has done many bad things: he's a crook.

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The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

crooked

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."

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crook

Sick, unwell Australian slang

I am too crook to work

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crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

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crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

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