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Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.
I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.
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The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.
Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.
Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.
Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.
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Avoiding yr responsibilities and going on vacation instead
Rather than facing the tragedy in TX Ted Cruz went cruzing to Mexico 🇲🇽 to enjoy his vacation in Cancun
It is the art of wasting someone's time for one's own pleasure
Why are you cruzing me? Are you cruzing tonight?
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A reference to the brief, failed campaign triste between Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. When you're really optimistic during the week and set up a date but then the weekend comes and you realize how exhausted you are, flake and never text back.
I feel bad about Cruzing that guy from Tinder but i forgot all the work I had this week and I just needed a night in.
That Scooter's barista asked me out for drinks Saturday, but she bailed last minute saying she didn't feel well. Man I got Cruzed hard.
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Loves horses, great bestfriend, Boyfriend, awesome personality
Shy when you first meet him, Has cute nieces and nephews,
Can score the cutest girls in the world, travles all over!
Do you know cruze?
Person; yuh the fast guy?
Me;Yeaaa i know that tugey
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