Crushtache

a drink colored moustache you get from drinking Crush

"Derek and Rodrick used to always have crushtaches when they were kids."

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crushtache

A crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. You may actually like the person as well, but most often you don't even know them, they just have a really good mustache.

1. "I saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. Total crushtache."

2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."