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n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.
Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!
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A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.
"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."
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Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.
I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.
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Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.
“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”
The dried mustard crust on the top of the mustard container.
My sandwich was ruined! I forgot to wipe off the crustard before adding the mustard.