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A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.
Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.
Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion
She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.
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Just sitting around doing nothing in particular. The act of crustin tends to take place after you get back from smokin a bunch of blunts. Usually involves masturbating, sleeping, and/or eating.
(1) Yo, what are you doin?
(2) Just crustin for a little while before I go out.
(1) Oh...call me when you decrustify.
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Whoa, check out Crustin! What a HUNK!
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(v)Meaning a crusty but desirable MAN (n) very sexy boy
Would you like to talk to Crustin over there, hes a really sexy boy
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A Crustin is a kid who wears the same sweater everyday, often with a mismatched Yankees cap, maybe even a women's one. He also probably sports a classic bowl cut and listens to poser music, like Lil Wayne. A crustin is also said to have very little athletic talent or athelticism, but often tries as hard as he can.
Kid A: who's that kid in the yankees cap listening to lil wayne?
B: whatta crustin
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The that annoying shiz in the corner of your eyes.
Carlos said to Julia, “When I woke up this morning I had a crustinance in my eye.”
Julia said, “well that sucks!”