crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.

Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.

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Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”

You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.

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michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Meta crutcher

Someone who crutches on whatever the current meta is in a video game. Whether it be op or ez to use weapons or vehicles.

What a meta crutcher using a T80BVM like the rest of the NPCs to get ez cheap kills requiring little to no skill.