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A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.
Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!
John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.
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One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.
"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "
I know, she's such a cryptocuck.
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Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.
Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.
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A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets
Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.
Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book
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A slur used against NFT makers.
"Hey dude check out this NFT I just made"
"Fucking cryptocuck."