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A dick so fat in girth and long.
That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!
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A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.
Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick
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