Cum-Rights

1. The unexplained phenomenon introduced by an unidentified university professor. Students have decided it means to cum on the exam paper forcefully and with enthusiasm. Lead to the Cum-Finance riots of April 21st.

2. The God-given right every man and boy has to put his Dream Stream (aka magic milk aka money shot aka sperm worm aka white flight) WHEREVER he so chooses. No exceptions.

Respect my cum-rights woman. The couch wasn't even THAT good, it was from Ikea...

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i'm cumming right now!

A girl says when she has an orgasm

Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*

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Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

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