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Cumbustion

An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!

by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009

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Cumbustion

When a dude busts a nut so fast that the exothermic release triggers a chain reaction in which cum accelerates exponentially and shoots out the dick hole. Cumbustion

Jimmy: I had Sara rub me out resulting in a cumbustion right in her face.
Bob: You're weird, man

by testicle juice October 2, 2020

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cumbust

To ejaculate or blow your load rapidly. Used in the porn industry to describe when a guy sprays his cum all over the female actress' face.

How bout I cumbust all over ur face.

by Rajib May 17, 2005

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cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014


cumbustability

The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.

Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.

by EBRJ July 7, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cumbust

To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.

This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176ยฐC) rather than Ghee (250ยฐC) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'

Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them

Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?

Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....

by Sick Man Fraud December 16, 2022


cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.

1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.

by Grif April 9, 2004

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