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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
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Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
We used to be fuck buddies, but we've moved into a Cumpadres situation
A very effective fuck buddy/fwb/casual partner who always assures mutual orgasms during sexual encounters.
Kayla and George weren’t dating but had a history of being CUMPADRES with the ability to always climax with each other. They understood sharing is caring.
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Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
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