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cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

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cumsponge

a slut, often a highschool cheerleader

"oh my god, kelly you're such a cumsponge"

by s8n8ataco January 28, 2004

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cumsponge

An object or person that absorbes cum.

That slut is such a fucking cumsponge.

by Phill McRacken January 13, 2003

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Cumsponge

A girl or guy who loves to swallow

She gives great head, a real cumsponge

by cat litter boy March 25, 2014


cumsponge

A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.

"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."

"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."

by RyderReacts October 24, 2018