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cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

by acljew November 7, 2006

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cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.

Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

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cuntifer

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.

I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!

by Karmasabitchlol February 23, 2018


cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

by Professor of pedagogy November 14, 2015

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Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.

Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.

by Nony314 February 18, 2019


Cuntificate

To be on one's period/menstruating.

I began to cuntificate yesterday.

by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 16, 2008

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Cuntificate

To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.

Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?

by SilkSelkie May 21, 2018