A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!
Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!
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the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke
stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps
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When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why
When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.
"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"
"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."