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cuttlefishing

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

37πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cuttlefishing

The act of rubbing ones labia (vaginal lips) over another persons mouth/lips much like the female version of teabagging.

I teabagged Jamie last night and she got me back by cuttlefishing me

by dalanjiau October 10, 2015

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cuttlefishing

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.

"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."

by Wirey_Squirey October 10, 2015

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cuttlefish

GWAR's lead throat thing Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.

Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!

The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish as evidence.

by jΓ€germonsta November 15, 2006

37πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Cuttlefish

A talented cross dresser, who randomly flashes his testicles at people for the shock value.

Joe was hitting on this hot chick at the bar when-SURPRISE!-she turned out to be a cuttlefish.

by cephalopod lover October 18, 2010

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Cuttlefish

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.

Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!

The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish for evidence.

by jΓ€germonsta November 14, 2006

21πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


cuttlefish

n. - one who is bad. The name is derived from that of the cephalopod, which looks as though it would be a poor kisser. The slimy, moist, decidedly unsolid appearance of the creature also no doubt contribute to the use of its name this context.

That guy Emily hooked up with last night was a total cuttlefish, always ramming his tongue down her throat. gross.

by knut September 27, 2004

21πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž