Cybthia

Cybthia is ....

At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.

Keep talking – someday you’ll say something intelligent.

Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don’t think, it might sprain your brain.

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

He’s always lost in thought. It’s unfamiliar territory.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

He’s listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?

He’s living proof that man can live without a brain.

He’s so short, when it rains he’s always the last to know.

He’s the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

How much refund do you expect on your head now it’s empty?

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Hi, I’m a human being. What are you?

I can’t talk to you right now. Where will you be 10 years from now?

I don’t want you to turn the other cheek, it’s just as ugly.

I don’t know what it is that makes you so stupid but it really works

Do you practise being this ugly?

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u have no hair
digusting

Alfredo: I hate Cybthia
Cynthia: me too

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