Dan: a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to everyone's favourite angel bean @AmazingPhil #HappyBirthdayPhil 🎈🎂 (dw guys i've got the cake covered)
Phil: @danisnotonfire I am now 98% cake. THANKS D-SLICE
A fucking badass motherfucking pimp that gets the bitches with the cash in his big ass mansion with a garage the size of the average house.
Aka the man that fucks yo bitch
My nigga d-slice will do the job
9👍 20👎