D.H.PIFs

Acronym for Desperately Hip Psuedo Intellectual Frames.
any of the multitudes of ubiquitous stylized rectangular (usually plastic) eye glass frames worn in an pathetic attempt to give the impression of sophistication, intelligence and/or "cool"

"Wow, K! Nice D.H.PIFs ! you am must be wicked smat' and pop-lur nowzya wearing those.!
' (snort)